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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

you are a åsshole :)

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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