- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come grilled cheese?

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

you know whats funny... nothing.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Darude - Sandstorm

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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