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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

hi will

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Dylan is gay

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

I pooped.

acualy is dolan

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Womens' Rights

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

i like turtals and kids

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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