Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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