What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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knock knock who's there aids

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Woman's rights

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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GONNA

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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