- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Your mom.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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