- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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