why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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ginger

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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