What did Delaware? A coat.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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