Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

A man made a sandwich.

Poop swing

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

why did the puppy poop? he had too

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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