LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Paper shield.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Anti Joke

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