Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Your mom is fat

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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