What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Okay, one second.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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