- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

elen degeneres is straight....

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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