What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Mormons having fun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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who ever is reading this....

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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bryden is a faggot

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Anti Joke

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