- Anti Joke

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

How long is a china man?