- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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