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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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