Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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