What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Guess What! HI!

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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