What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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4 1/2

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Penis

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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