- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

yes... that's the joke

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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