What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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yes... that's the joke

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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69

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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