How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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The Detroit Lions

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Anti Joke

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