- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How come grilled cheese?

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Obama

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Snarf Nuggets

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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