Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

hi bye

roses are red, violets are violet.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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