Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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