what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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