- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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