- Anti Joke

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

cancer

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

How do you spell eight? 8

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.