Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

you know whats funny... nothing.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Harry Styles

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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