- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

speech and debate.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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