- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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