- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Obama

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Harry Styles

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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