- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."