why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Queens Park rangers

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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