Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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