Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

knock knock piss off

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

TWIX PAUSE!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Darude- Sandstorm

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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