- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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