Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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