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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

A Jew! Bless you.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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