who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Pineapple.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Jersey Shore

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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