- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What did Delaware? A coat.

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