Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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women's rights

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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