- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

women's rights

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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