Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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