- Anti Joke

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

Breast cancer.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.