What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the peanut say to the jelly

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Fiats

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops