roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Jesus was a good guy

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

A horse walks into a barn.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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