Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Anti Joke

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