what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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whats a willy? -brock

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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