- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Grammer is very important

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Morning wood.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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