- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Trashcan!

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a barn.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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