- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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