What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Obama

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Jersey Shore

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

A blind man walks into a wall.

*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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