- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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