- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

What's big and white?

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

Erectile Dysfunction.

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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