these are shit

Butt poop.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

you first

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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