Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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God

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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