What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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This is not a joke or is it

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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donald................duck for president

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Anti Joke

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