Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Im black

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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