What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

falling didnt make the difference

What you reading? reading?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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