Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Obama

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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