- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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boobs.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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