- Anti Joke

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.