If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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