A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock knock Come in

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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