- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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