- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Rigo your a stupid ass

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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