- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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