What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Nippies

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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