How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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I ponder

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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