- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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