If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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