How old are you? 20

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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A ginger was with his friends

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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