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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

a blond girl walks into a bar

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

My tractor broke down.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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