A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

This is not a joke

pickle sniffer

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Knock, knock. Come in.

knock knock piss off

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mom is fat

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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