- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

A sober Amy Winehouse

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

what's worst than being gay? being black

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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