What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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you first

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Lil' Wayne

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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full house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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