What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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whats 69+2? 71

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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