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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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