what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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