Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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canaan and mallory

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Anti Joke

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