Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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GADZOOKS!

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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