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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

GINGER PEOPLE

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Paper shield.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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