Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Paper shield.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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