Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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