- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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