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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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