- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

The joke below is absolute shit.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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