Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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hot diggity dog

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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