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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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