- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

0 + 0 = 0

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

A man walks into a bar.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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