- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

One time I masturbated by myself

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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