What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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nipple

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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