why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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tee hee

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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