- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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