- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Who is big and stupid My brother

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

whats worse than school? Summer school

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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