The joke below is absolute shit.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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This is not a joke

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Religion.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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