I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man said hi.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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