- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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