Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Anti Joke

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