What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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