Knock, knock. Come in.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Gingers.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

im a dragon, no im not

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Jacob Edwards has friends

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Get in the car.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

i am and me is i

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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