an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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